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Arrow in the knee by XDinky Arrow in the knee by XDinky
just imagine on how ALL SKYRIM GUARDS are been shoot in the knee...
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:iconcandyrelle:
Candyrelle Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i used to joke about taking an arrow in the knee then i took an arrow in the knee
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datKILLER Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist
well, now we know how they become guards.
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BlackImpulse Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I've learned who the perpetrator is who keeps hitting people in or around the knee. It was an Orc in the second Hobbit movie. One of the Dwarfs got hit just slightly above the knee. After that, he's out for the rest of the film and can't proceed with the others.
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Kon13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Arrow to the knee means they got married... Not literally. Only one guy actually did get shot in the knee literally. He says something about his knee hurting. I can't remember what he says exactly.
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rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Student General Artist
A friend came with me to archery and he kept making arrow to the knee jokes.
i say to him "How about put an arrow in your knee?"
he shut up after that. XD
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marinescu0511 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
now im scared
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JohnnyThat1Dude Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Student Writer
So thats what happens. They get shot int he knee and then just walk around the city as a guard. Probably a secret group of archers doing so...now I must test this. *grabs bow and arrows*
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BlackMistOfTheRed Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol yeah, every guard I pass, 'I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.' I'm just like..... that's interesting. I shot a guard in the knee one xD
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LVCProductions Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I might actually get this game just for this little tidbit! XD
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BWolf909 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every freaking time a guard says that to me, I shoot 'em in the knee :dummy:

Turning adventurers into guards is my Khajiits hobby XD
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconphilosoraptorplz: If you shoot a guard in the back of the knee, will he become an adventurer once again?
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:iconbwolf909:
BWolf909 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... I now have something to do in Skyrim Screw the journal full of quests >8D
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I was kidding! But go ahead if you want.
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BWolf909 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know :XD:
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
On a completely unrelated note, I seem to be attracted to elves more than humans. Dafuq did I just think?
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BWolf909 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:

Dem elves :icondatassplz:

Can you even marry an elf in the game? ._.
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Brelyna Maryon, Taarie, and a few others.
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joseppe619 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HA!
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dragonflames2000 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
what happened to his feet?
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Mcrfan343 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lesson of the day: Don't take an arrow to the knee.
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Darma42 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
I used to take arrows to the knee, but then i became an adventurer like you
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jcarellio Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, but then a guard told me that the warriors from Hammerfell have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
that is how guards are made!!!
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raikilo8 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I must shoot everyone in the knee :mwahaha:
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ADB-Fantasy Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Meh he was probably just gonna piss off mammoths and die anyways
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MysticalFiregirl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha! Lollllzzz :icontrollface:
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XxDBZCancucksFanxX Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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RucciTheBoss Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
So if I took an arrow to the knee... I'll be a guard? So I know what to do :D
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FrancisSplinter Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
You know, this might be very painful.
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RucciTheBoss Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
For sure, but I think an Sword to the face is... well painful too
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Pokefan0956 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This explains EVERYTHING!
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Crimson-Knight77 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:XD: I never thought of it that way before!
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EllieTheSmuggler Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Magical arrows which turned adventurers onto Skyrim guards.

....I'll stay on Rose of Sithis more for a while.
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DominicONPC Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012
Very Funny, Hope i dont get hit
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aguycalledbaldur Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
Real men tear out the arrow and return to adventuring...

(legal note: this should not apply to the real world as it will hurt like hell. Also, have you tried removing arrows loged in your body in skyrim? Ain't gonna happen)
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JamesOxley Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been playing Skyrim for a while and I have yet to run into guards that talk about arrows into knees... :I
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numbuh1367 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
just keep pressing talk to guard, they say it eventually
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JamesOxley Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah okay. I kept thinking they'll just say it as I ran by... xD
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artists-apprentice Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So many adventurers' hopes and dreams...CRUSHED by a single arrow...

This is still really cute, and I love it! :D
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hoaxofajoke Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Hmmm... How do I get the avatar of a profile On my comments? Like in this case I wanted a pic of Mr bean snorting...
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Rubix-N00B Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lololololololololololollolololololololololololololoplololololololololololololololololololol
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contemnosfortuna Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Who is this horrible person running around crippling peoples knees?
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contemnosfortuna Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Spoiler Alert:










It's me.
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Pikachu07 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
I used to take arrows to the knee but then I took an arrow to the knee
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XDinky Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
that make sense.
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Tony6Shot Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Ever notice how the guards in Skyrim and Oblivion say something that is really funny, while it's not intended at all to be?
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XofShadows Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Filmographer
Knees...the new nut shots
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HikariOkami Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
In order to become a guard, you must survive an arrow to the knee. Surviving the arrow without losing mobility is a great honor, and sign of strength. Only when you take an arrow to the knee are you strong enough to be a guard. Many start as adventurers, until the day when they are accepted by the guards after knee injuries. When a guard tells you about his arrow to the knee, he is not telling you a tale of woe, but one of triumph!
That's what I like to think to maintain immersion, anyway XD.
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Etterra Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011   Writer
Nice comic! Not to nit pick, but it should be "then" not "than". I don't know if English is your first language, so here's a quick primer.

Then: Adverb, used to denote order (in time), as in "I ate dinner and THEN went to bed."

Than: Conjugation used to denote comparison, as in "I am older THAN you."
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XDinky Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
oops!(English isn't my first language, I'm Italian)
Thank you for the correction ^^
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